WOWOW: April Fools, Cocaine, and Your Younger Self
Once a year, everybody attempts to present his or her version of funny, true, or outrageous in order to gather valuable feedback and later on tell anybody that it was just kidding.
Here goes --
Cocaine? Just kidding; here is the real deal --
The only thing that works is kaizen -- constant and never-ending improvement. There is no substitute, no shortcut, and definitely no magic pill nor powder.
34 tips for your younger self. No kidding there --
- Don't stress about relationships. If it works, it works, if it doesn't, it doesn't.
- Don't be afraid to ask people for things you want if the worst outcome is that they say no.
- Do all the crazy stuff. Take the risks. They're totally worth it!
AdSense for conversations. Hilarious. But... I'm just not sure whether they are kidding or not --
Now, in just a few simple steps, you can begin displaying ads that are relevant to the topics you're discussing -- in an unobtrusive screen above your head.
Anyone taking part in the conversation can hit the ad with their hand to immediately take advantage of the product or service being offered. With our new Teleportation Technology(TM), you'll be transported directly to the site where the service is available, or have the product appear instantaneously in your hands.
As highlighted above: Do all the crazy stuff. Take the risks. They're totally worth it! Have a nice weekend and a great week.
Labels: adsense, april+fools, chutzpah, cocaine, excellence, google, humor, insanity, lifehacks, lifestyle, marketing, personal+development, vanity
Finally, The Shortcut to Excellence and Chutzpah
Excellence is hard. Very hard. You have to refine, improve, analyze, redo, ... all the time and with everything you do. In short: You have to work. But compared to chutzpah, excellence is easy. Chutzpah is where it's at. You need some basic charisma for anything even remotely resembling chutzpah. You have to be creative and bold at the same time. Even more so, you have to constantly deliver peak performance, even on short notice. Otherwise, you reputation suffers.
Now, after years of research and weighing the pros and the cons, there is a shortcut, here is the solution for experiencing the multiplication of excellence and chutzpah.
Try excellence × chutzpah on for size in a holodeck-like multi-dimensional and multi-sensational simulation. It won't last all too long and you aren't going to feel all too good afterwards but trust me on this one -- after giving it all in real life, after going all out, all the way -- do you think you'd feel fine with the tension over and the climax gone? Not exactly.
The shortcut: Cocaine. No hard work, no struggle with timidity. Peak performance on demand. Reputation protected.
Its possession, cultivation, and distribution are illegal for non-medicinal and non-government sanctioned purposes in virtually all parts of the world. Although its free commercialization is illegal and has been severely penalized in virtually all countries, its use worldwide remains widespread in many social, cultural, and personal settings.
But you know what? We're trying to accomplish something here. There are no rules.
Change the rules and make them yours. Bend them until they break. Any rule that can be broken is worthless anyway. As a rule at least.
April Fools Alert
Of course. But once a year it is OK. The joke that is, not the coke. The only thing that works is kaizen -- constant and never-ending improvement. There is no substitute, no shortcut, and definitely no magic pill nor powder.
Again: Constant and never-ending improvement. Nothing else works.
Labels: april+fools, chutzpah, cocaine, excellence, humor, insanity, kaizen, lifehacks, lifestyle, marketing, personal+development, productivity, rant, success, vanity
A Simple Technique to Experience Amazing Productivity Gains
You plan your objectives in written form. You live Getting Things Done and the accompanying struggles.
That is the easy stuff; mindsweeps, making lists of things, organizing and structuring the always up-to-date lists into contexts and working according to the circumstances, the environment, and the available energy. You will most likely end up with lists that grow longer and longer without even the slightest chance to ever satisfactorily complete any one sub-list.
Enter the advanced stuff.
Since you're working with and alongside intentions anyway, let's try to build a somewhat idealistic, but nevertheless fully functioning, productivity model based on only the best intentions.
- Start with the ubiquitous mindsweep.
- Recognize and accept the Must Do tasks.
- Collect your intentions for the desired outcomes of the Must Do and the Want-To-Do Really Badly stuff.
- Inject as much positive thinking as possible into your mental process. Sanitize every thought of potential auto-sabotage.
- Feel the synchronicities and the manifestations show up in waves depending on your faith in the actual reception of the intended goal or subject of desire.
It is as simple as reaping what you sow, only more elegant.
You act in accordance with your intentions, you set out your intentions and everything flows naturally, almost effortlessly, you take occasional glances at your plans and lists and you select instinctively, without much conscious thinking, the most appropriate and highest value-yielding task to subsequently accomplish in your sequence of events.
Now that is productivity, where the world seems to run in slow-motion while you are, in high-speed mode and fully alert, observing the fulfillment of your laid out plans and the arrival of your results.
The next -- and the last -- project you are going to tackle the old-school way will be the raising of your consciousness to the level where the magic becomes possible in the first place.
Labels: discipline, goals, gtd, how+to, humor, intention+manifestation, law+of+attraction, lifehacks, mind, motivation, personal+development, practice, productivity, subjective+reality, tips, willpower, wow
The Transition from Eating Mindlessly to Eating Consciously
You commonly start with mindlessly eating what's being served to you. We all do. Most people don't think about their food throughout their whole lifetime, they just eat.
At some point you may notice that what's being served is probably not what you'd really like to eat and you shop around and find the convenient stuff that is available at the corner. You end up being seduced by fast food, hamburgers, fries, sweets, and candy. Sounds familiar? I can relate to the satisfaction that comes after the seduction.
You may or may not gain weight but somehow you begin to notice that a certain sense of well-being or lack thereof must be related to the food you eat. You still enjoy hamburgers with french fries but you are aware that it's not the ideal solution for that hunger and your bodies' wants and needs.
Now, being aware that what you are currently eating is probably not the most healthy food available, you start noticing how other people's eating habits are even worse than your own and you feel much more healthy and generally better and more advanced than those mindless junk eaters. They are just not aware of their wrongdoing and you have to tell 'em.
With your newly aquired knowledge -- remember, you're still on fast food -- you just have to point out that what I am eating, -- researched, composed and designed around principles of nutrition, digestion, and added value for the brain -- is possibly not the holy grail. (I appreciate that, I am constantly experimenting and optimizing.)
Also because I feel like saving animals from being killed for my meal, you just have to point out that I may be, at some point in the future, lacking some protein because you maintain that animal protein is the most important thing in the world. You tell me about mineral deficiencies, and lack of iron, ... don't get me even started about milk and butter.
Please, only one thing, ... please refrain from talking about nutrition while holding a hamburger in your hand, with cheese.
P.S.: I'm still sucking up every piece of information I get, even with two hamburgers in your hands do I evaluate your well-meant advice -- it's just that you look so funny.
Labels: diet, eating, fast+food, hamburgers, humor, nutrition, parody, vegan, weightloss, wow


